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Tash

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Re: things are bad at sinny Bank
« Reply #15 on: January 25, 2011, 02:33:59 PM »
The other week it was a player stealing a chicken and now this... Do they get paid at all ???

was the same player !


Police suspect it was FOWL play by a HEN pecked husband thought his name was COL**** SANDERS

What a COCK ;D

All he got was a POULTRY fine ;)

Good job he didn't nick a BATTERY tHEN that would have been serious.

Had it been a BATTERY HEN he would have been CHARGED a lot more ;)

They will probably end up having to CELL him.
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Re: things are bad at sinny Bank
« Reply #16 on: January 25, 2011, 03:54:32 PM »
Wot did he do eggsactly???

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Re: things are bad at sinny Bank
« Reply #17 on: January 25, 2011, 05:20:15 PM »
Did the apprehending Police Officer approach said alledged thief with the opening line of " Now tHEN, Now tHEN, Now tHEN - Whats been going on here tHEN?"?????

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Re: things are bad at sinny Bank
« Reply #18 on: January 25, 2011, 06:24:33 PM »

Lincoln players regularly give a foul away. Maybe they thought Tesco were doing the same?

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Re: things are bad at sinny Bank
« Reply #19 on: January 25, 2011, 06:37:29 PM »
In his defence, it was labelled as a Free range Chicken.

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Re: things are bad at sinny Bank
« Reply #20 on: January 25, 2011, 10:11:50 PM »
On a serious note----------------It's no Yoke

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Re: things are bad at sinny Bank
« Reply #21 on: January 26, 2011, 08:32:16 PM »
If he'd waited he could probably have got it on higher perches

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Re: things are bad at sinny Bank
« Reply #22 on: January 26, 2011, 08:54:59 PM »
The Lincolnshire Echo were first to break the story and thought they had a sCOOP

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Re: things are bad at sinny Bank
« Reply #23 on: February 01, 2011, 05:41:59 PM »
The Imps have released the "chicken "  player.   It has been reported on BBC Lincs that one of the Imps new signings is in court on Monday accused of rape and kidnap

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Re: things are bad at sinny Bank
« Reply #24 on: February 01, 2011, 06:01:20 PM »
Fit in nicely then ;D

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Re: things are bad at sinny Bank
« Reply #25 on: February 01, 2011, 10:12:46 PM »
The Imps have released the "chicken "  player.   

Was he released on a free range transfer?

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Re: things are bad at sinny Bank
« Reply #26 on: February 02, 2011, 01:01:05 PM »
At least the IMPS don't have to worry about relegation now after 4 wins on the bounce. They have a good manager in Tilly.

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Re: things are bad at sinny Bank
« Reply #27 on: February 02, 2011, 01:19:50 PM »
At least the IMPS don't have to worry about relegation now after 4 wins on the bounce. They have a good manager in Tilly.

Hope they dont lose next week. They be asking for the sack

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Re: things are bad at sinny Bank
« Reply #28 on: February 02, 2011, 02:44:32 PM »
only 10 points off the playoffs   ;)

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